September 2004

           

the  Generalist

www.arkcpa.com September  2004
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• As gasoline prices soar, so do profits of oil companies.  For the second-quarter 2004, Shell reported a 54% jump in profit.  Exxon Mobil's profit climbed 39% to a record $5.8 billion.  And Chevron Texaco's profit more than doubled to $4.13 billion.  Oil prices now regularly top $40 a barrel, and reached as high as $45, appear to be hindering U.S. economic expansion.  Only 32,000 jobs were added in July and that's the lowest for the year. 

• On June 4, 2003, President George W. Bush said:

"I had a bilateral with the Crown Prince at the hotel after the sauna bath." 

• U.S. patent No. 6,625,582 was issued for a technique that enables Social Security recipients to convert a chunk of their future payments to current benefits.  This patent is among thousands of others that have been issued for financial and estate planning strategies under the so-called business methods patent.  Patenting a tax strategy is no guarantee that the IRS will bless the technique.  Under the business methods patents there's a patent for a method of perfecting a golf swing.  And among many others, there's one for crustless peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.

• Economics of the nations (part 2) 

Traditional economics:

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

American Economics:

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.

You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. 

• Big employer is watching: in their drive to squeeze greater efficiency from staffers, a growing number of employers are embracing sophisticated electronic tracking systems to ensure their workers are at their desks and work stations when hey are suppose to be.

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• Republican National Convention begins on August 30, in New York.  For the 237 California delegates, the trip is to have all the glitz and glamour one would expect when your governor is Arnold Schwarzenegger.  There will be a salute to Schwarzenegger at the Tavern on the green hosted by the party and another event at the Planet Hollywood restaurant.  There are rumors that some $5 million has been budgeted solely for the state delegation's parties.

• West Nile virus killed the second person in California.  The 75-year-old man was a San Bernardino real estate broker who upon arrival at the hospital in Redlands, was diagnosed with reduced oxygen in blood, dehydration and sepsis.  West Nile is spread to humans through infected mosquitoes.  "You can't believe that a mosquito could do that," said his wife.

• Learn a modern Chinese phrase:

Small Horse....

"Tai  Ni  Po  Ni"

• U.S. businesses are, on average, increasing their salary budgets by 3.5% for 2004.  That's the same as last year's forecast.  Salary increases for 2005 are also expected to be below 4%.

• Practicing surgery on soldiers: Military doctors, from 2000 through 2003, performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on solders and their dependants.

On July 29, 2003, President George W. Bush said:

"Terrorists kill innocent life to prevent peace from happening.  The way to make sure peace happens is for all of us to work to dismantle those who would like to kill.  Those are called terrorists."

• We see more in numbers than just numbers…  

Ali R. Kakhsaz, CPA, MAcc

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